Education is Key During the Zompocalypse

Breda has a story that reflects the sad state of intelligence in this country. The story states:

Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice

Do you see what's wrong with this? Obviously the assailant was mentally disturbed. Everybody knows you don't PUNCH a fucking zombie. You want to keep your body as far away from their mouths as possible.

Man some people are dumb asses.