It's My Birthday

It's my birthday today and all I wanted was to see Ron Paul's victory in Iowa, instead I got this:

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has narrowly won the first vote by US Republican party supporters in the process to choose a presidential candidate for this year's election.

He finished just eight votes ahead of former senator Rick Santorum in the rural Midwest state of Iowa.

It's not too late though because those of you in Iowa who voted for Santorum can make it up to me by killing yourselves.