Man Made Climate Change
Apparently we humans have actually caused climate change. Need proof? Well this Russian guy has it:
In the article, Areshev voiced suspicions about the High-Frequency Active Aural Research Program (HAARP), funded by the U.S. Defense Department and the University of Alaska.
HAARP, which has long been the target of conspiracy theorists, analyzes the ionosphere and seeks to develop technologies to improve radio communications, surveillance, and missile detection.
Areshev writes, however, that its true aim is to create new weapons of mass destruction "in order to destabilize environmental and agricultural systems in local countries."
Well with such a plausible idea like that I guess we need to start believing the greenies. Too bad for them simply driving hybrids isn't going to fix it.
Seriously I love Russian conspiracies, they're always hilarious.