Political Euphemism are My Favorite

Politicians come up with a lot of euphemisms to make their decisions appear friendlier than they are. For example, when you break a law you're not kidnapped, you're "arrested." When you buy a home you're not required to pay rent, you're required to pay "property taxes." Furthermore, when the government steals from you it's not theft, it's "taxation." But politicians are at their absolute best when they're creating euphemisms related to war.

The United States of America hasn't been in many declared wars since World War II. It has been engaged in many "policing actions" though. Likewise, the United States isn't planning to occupy Syria, it's planning to have an "open-ended military presence."

The US will maintain an open-ended military presence in Syria to ensure the enduring defeat of the jihadist group Islamic State, counter Iranian influence, and help end the civil war.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said President Donald Trump did not want to "make the same mistakes" that were made in 2011, when US forces left Iraq.

The US has about 2,000 troops in Syria.

See? The United States isn't making the same mistake it made in Vietnam, Iraq, or Afghanistan because it's not occupying Syria. It's merely keeping 2,000 soldiers in the country as an open-ended military presence! Think of it as the United States giving Syria a warm, friendly hug!

War is Peace! Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is Strength!