Promises, Promises

I guess it's rerun season for American Politics because we're stuck rewatching the episode The Wall. Trump wants Mexico, err, the United States to pay for a pointless wall on the southern border and the Democrats, for no reason other than Trump wants it, are refusing to fund it. No we're at the episode's plot twist. It appears that Trump doesn't actually want the wall funded because he's making great promises if the wall isn't funded:

WASHINGTON — President Trump on Tuesday transformed what was to be a private negotiating session with Democratic congressional leaders into a bitter televised altercation over his long-promised border wall, vowing to force a year-end government shutdown if they refused to fund his signature campaign promise.

During an extraordinary public airing of hostilities that underscored a new, more confrontational dynamic in Washington, Mr. Trump vowed to block full funding for the government if Democrats refused to allocate money for the wall on the southwestern border, saying he was “proud to shut down the government for border security.”

Shutdown the government? Oh no. Not that. Please. Anything but that.

Of course we've all seen this episode and know how it will end. The government shutdown won't be a shutdown. All that will happen is the services that will directly inconvenience the plebs will be shutdown while the "essential" services, all of those services that are convenient to the government itself, will remain operational.