They're Just Teasing Us

Nobody likes a tease:

This week, the 78-year-old Koskinen began his third retirement. And he says the IRS is still a distressed organization. “When Eisenhower left office, his message was: Beware the military-industrial complex,” Koskinen said. “My message is: Beware the collapse of the IRS.”

The collapse of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)? Why is he trying to get our hopes up so high? I think most of us know that there's no way in hell that the federal government would allow its revenue generating arm to collapse. If anything, the IRS would be the last department that would be allowed to fall.

But can you imagine a world where the federal government didn't take a huge chunk of our income? Not only would you have more money in you pocket to do with as you please but it would severely hamper the federal government's law enforcement and military capabilities. Perhaps the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives wouldn't be able to run guns to Mexican drug cartels; the Federal Bureau of Investigations wouldn't be able to radicalize random isolated individuals, give them a fake bomb, arrest them, and claim credit for thwarting a terrorist attack; the National Security Agency wouldn't be able to continue its massive surveillance program against us; and the Drug Enforcement Agency wouldn't be able to continue waging its lethal war on drugs. A world without the IRS could be a beautiful one indeed. Let's all hope that Koskinen's warning has some kernel of truth behind it and that someday the IRS could collapse.