Winning

Last Thursday we had our first United States Practical Shooting Association (USPSA) match of the year at Oakdale Gun Club. Can you guess who won first place in Limited 10? That's right, this guy.

I always knew my tactic of competing in a lesser enjoyed division would pay off. When matches average four or five participants in your division every week it's only a matter of time until the best competitors can't make it and you win first place. I would like to thank the ammunition shortage of 2013 for preventing people from shooting and, therefore, ensuring my victory.